You thought dildos and vibrators were the only objects you could use to pleasure yourself? Well, ladies around the world are getting more and more creative! Find out the crazy and unusual masturbation objects other women are using to get themselves off.
It's not that we're crazy, women are just very, very intelligent. It's pretty obvious that when it comes to finding different ways to pleasure ourselves, that we will use our kinky and sometimes rather absurd, but entirely genius imaginations!
Specially designed toys are great and they have their place, but there will always be those annoying moments when the battery runs out or you fancy a bit of a play but you're not necessarily at home.
I thought it would be interesting to find out exactly what types of objects other women are experimenting with, and come up with some innovative suggestions for your private sexual play sessions.
If you have any suggestions yourself please feel free to enlighten us in the comments section. The more weird and wonderful the better!
Anything That Vibrates!
There are all sorts of objects that produce an interesting variety of vibrations, so perhaps it isn't surprising that you lot are experimenting with far more than your vibrating bullets. When I was quite young and far too shy to purchase my own vibrator, the first vibrating object I tried out was my mobile phone.
I wasn't very sexually experienced so the vibrations, although not particularly strong, were a pleasant surprise. The only drawback was that my mobile phone didn't vibrate unless it was ringing.
So I had to call my mobile phone from my land-line in order to get it to vibrate… the things we do for a bit of pleasure! I bet my mother used to wonder why the phone was always off the hook on the landing and who it was dialing…
A woman I spoke to shared her early sexual experiences of vibrating objects with me, and the most unusual, I thought, was her Oral-B vibrating toothbrush. Yes, toothbrush. She had one head for her teeth, and a separate head for her clit.
My God, didn't that hurt?I exclaimed squirming and crossed my legs at the thought of my intimate areas getting a thorough minty scrub. She explained that at first she would use the back of the head, but that because her clitoris isn't that sensitive she soon built up to using the vibrating bristles.
She admitted that often she would become quite numb down there and then it was harder to bring herself to climax.
Another girl shared with me the joys of vibrating back massagers. As you can imagine there is a massive variety to choose from, as is articulated in that episode of Sex and the City where Samantha returns her massager because it failed to get her off! The girl I spoke to intrigued me with a description of how she uses hers.
She told me that she uses a cheap back massager that comprises of three vibrating balls positioned in the shape of a triangle. The three balls are essential, she explains, because while one ball is stimulating her vaginal opening, one of the other balls is stimulating her anus, which apparently brings a whole new level of pleasure to the table!
She said that she then uses her free hand and fingers to masturbate her clit. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? She purchased hers from a household general goods pound store for a quid and it runs on AAA batteries, in case your interested…
Edible Dildos
It makes sense that anything of the right shape can be a dildo substitute, so I wasn't too surprised when one woman I spoke to was so annoyed when her boyfriend was out of town and her mini-vibrator had lost it's steam, that she found herself routing through her fridge in search of a phallic replacement.
She pulled out a large carrot, washed it, then decided to use a condom over it – just in case – she didn't want any nasty yeast infection. I asked her what it felt like. Well it was freezing cold of course! She laughed. I soon warmed it up though…
Other women have used a variety of phallic-shaped fruits and veg, but after doing a bit of research I have decided that using edible penis substitutes isn't necessarily a good idea, particularly when I read about a woman who had to go to the A&E because she ended up with roots growing out of her vagina.
Apparently she had been told that “keeping a potato tucked away up her fanny would prevent pregnancy. What?!
Fun in the Tub
Power-shower nozzles appear to be the most popular alternative bathroom personal sex toy among women. If the mood is right though, you can pretty much use anything to rub against yourself and produce some surprisingly pleasurable results.
Anything you use is going to feel exciting because it's different. Sometimes it can even feel like you're being touched by someone else rather than yourself, which can be a turn on if you close your eyes and use your imagination.
The women I spoke to mentioned things like sponges and shampoo bottles. One of them described how she has a flat bottle lid that she keeps in the bathroom specially for rubbing against her clit, round and round in circles, building up pressure and sometimes tapping on it and releasing for a variety of pleasurable sensations.
Another admitted she had once, rather spontaneously used a soft body brush to bring herself to a pleasing clitoral climax.
The only problem with sexual stimulation in the bathroom of course is avoiding letting anything enter you that might upset the chemical balance of your vagina.
Your vagina is self-cleaning and produces its own bacteria and secretions to assist with this, but anything soapy could cause an imbalance which leaves your vagina's natural immunity exposed and vulnerable to nasty bacteria infections, which can be very unpleasant and take a few weeks sometimes to subside.
Safety First
You should always be careful when using objects that aren't specifically designed for sexual play, especially if you are inserting the object into your vagina, because you don't know what kinds of bacteria you are inserting along with it.
You can use condoms over the top of objects if that helps – and ribbed condoms certainly help! Or have designated objects used only for vaginal play, and make sure they are kept clean and that they are non-porous.
Other items can be used quite freely for outer stimulation though, feathers for instance can enhance the sensitivity of the whole of your intimate area, including other erogenous zones like your nipples.
It's Not What You Use – It's How You Use It!
Finding unusual objects for sexual stimulation isn't rocket science, but often it is where and how you use them that can lift your sexual experience to the next level. For example, if you lie on your bed on your back, it doesn't matter what you use down there, it's going to feel fairly bog standard.
If on the other hand, like Samantha from Sex and the City suggests, you mount a vibrating massager, the experience is going to be far more exciting.
Often it is easier to experiment with private fantasy when you physically place yourself in the scenario because then it becomes more realistic.
One woman happily admitted to the fact that she enjoyed placing various objects in her knickers so that when she is out and about she can feel things rubbing up against er… pleasure spots. She says it is particularly pleasurable when you have one of those egg-shaped sex toys actually inside of your vagina, and you can sit on a bus discretely manipulating it with your PC Muscles.
Another woman giggled and said she has a pair of very tight jeans, and whenever she wears them and sits down on a bus, every slight movement can be quite pleasurable, especially when she concentrates on the sensations being produced.
If you are playing with a vibrating object in bed, you might want to increase the excitement by tying one of your wrists tightly to the headboard, giving you a restrainer to resist against while you bring yourself to climax.
I knew someone who admitted to doing this, and she felt so wonderfully worn out and satisfied afterwards that she fell straight asleep and woke up the next morning wondering where she was and why she was tied up. Of course then she relived her fantasy all over again.
Masturbating in unfamiliar locations, even if they are still within the privacy of your home can add something different and enjoyable to the experience. For example, getting naked on a cold kitchen surface can feel quite erotic, masturbate on your front so that your nipples touch the cold surface!
How about masturbating standing up against the inside of the front door… especially if you are expecting your partner to arrive home any minute. Mirrors are often an exciting addition, or even windows if you are feeling daring and naughty.
Secretly record you and your partner's audio pleasure whilst having sex (use a voice recorder app on your smartphone and make sure you contribute more vocally than usual – he will probably appreciate that anyway!); then use the material the next day for your private masturbation session.
Listening to other people having sex can be a turn-on, and if it's you and your partner it will be even more sexy because you can relive the previous night's experience.
There are so many options to choose from, so don't be shy! Think outside of the box and spice things up a bit – we're sure you'll find toys and ways to bring yourself to a whole new level of pleasure.
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