Don’t worry about them. Good sex happens when two people are compatible. There’s no science to it; you just know. So if you find yourself reaching out for advice because you’re not sure what the f*ck you’re doing, then the problem isn’t with you, it’s with the combination of you and this particular man.
The best kind of good sex. Women may think they know how to have sex with men, but they don't. Not truly. Not without great advice, great advice that you can only get from men, but a kind of advice that most men are too afraid to share. Thankfully, they have gay men who are willing to help.
The gay man’s opinion. If we want to push any further, it's time that all of you women accept one fact: you don't know everything there is to know about good sex. You may know a little, but a little isn't enough, and it's certainly not going to win over any man that your thirsty heart has its eyes set on.
Knowing the male body. Now, the reason why you’ll probably never be good at sex without a gay man helping you is because you don’t truly understand the male body. You know he’s got a d*ck, but do know how to make it feel good? The answer is no. Unless you also have a d*ck, the answer is always no.
Giving up. Should you give up on trying to be good at sex if you don’t have a gay friend in your life? Absolutely not. That’s what posts like this are for. In fact, this is pretty much the future in a nutshell. Forget trying to become friends with anyone. You have full access to any kind of article you could ever want to read. Just talk to your computer.
Kisses. Everybody likes to kiss, but men are very particular about where you kiss them. Will they enjoy a classic kiss on the lips? Sure. How about the cheeks. Eh, sure. But where they really want you to kiss them is on their penis. Or their testicles, but then eventually on their penis.
Mistaken. When it comes to good sex with men, don’t be mistaken. It’s all about their penises. They want head. They want sex. They want you to just let your hand chill on their d*ck for as long as you can stand. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. That’s just what they want, and everything else is just a waste of time to them.
Rough. Guys like to have rough sex. Not like BDSM-level sex, but not vanilla, bullsh*t sex either. Basically, if you can make their penis feel nearly as stimulated as it does when they’re jerking themselves off, then you’ve done your job. But it’s not easy, so the rougher the bed. Just keep an eye on not breaking his penis. Remember, not too rough.
Watch adult films. Guys watch a lot of adult films, so that’s the kind of sex that they want. To them, good sex is adult film sex, and if they could change career paths without their parents ever being able to find them online, they’d be doing it. So, yeah, just watch a lot of adult films and do whatever the women are doing.
The head of his penis. Want to ruin perfectly good sex. Touch the head of his penis as he’s ejaculating or right after he’s ejaculating. Some men become so sensitive there that it borderline hurts when it’s touched. So, don’t f*cking touch it. You don’t have to understand why. Just don’t. Please.
Compliment his penis. Chances are he feels like his penis could be bigger, even if only by a half an inch. So, seeing as that’s never going to happen, compliment it. Tell him that it’s the sexiest penis you’ve ever seen, and that no other penis has ever compared. Then tell him that’s it’s actually the only penis you’ve ever seen, because guys hate that you’ve slept with other guys.
Don’t sit on his balls. This should be obvious enough, but not all women are getting the memo. Stop sitting on his balls if you want him to truly enjoy himself. The second it happens, it’s going to take him a while before he gets over it, and that’s time wasted for some good sex.
The teeth scrape. Listen, it happens. You’re blowing a dude and a tooth scrapes part of his penis. Even if it’s just a gentle scrape, don’t play it off like it’s nothing, because it’s not nothing. You scraped his d*ck. So, really, your best bet is to just make sure that it never happens again. There’s really no other way to put this, except stop doing it.
Let him go. Once a guy starts going, he’s not going to want to stop, especially if he’s close to orgasming. So, once you realize that he’s ready to jizz all up in this business, don’t make him stop. It’ll kill his drive, and it’ll put him back to square one, a place no man likes to be.
Don’t get experimental with his testicles. His balls are the most sensitive things on his body, so if you can’t help but apply too much pressure, then don’t add pressure at all. Just leave them alone. You can either handle a nut sack or you can’t, so if you can’t, don’t handle it all.
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