Kristen Stewart. Maybe it's in the limp way she holds herself, but Kristen Stewart needs to get a grip on her body. For example, at the MTV Movie Awards, she accepted her golden popcorn — only to let it fall out of her grip, crashing to the floor. Some people would be too grateful to drop such an award, but Stewart's body is like one of those slippery water snake toys from the 90s and she just can't.
Kanye West. When he's not thinking he's the greatest creature alive, he's walking into things. In this particular scenario, he's walking headfirst into a sign that ironically reads "Wrong Way." To make matters worse, he has to be a jerk about it and lash out at photographers. Serves him right.
Katy Perry. If she's not falling off stage, she's falling over at Burning Man. According to SFGate, Perry couldn't even successfully navigate on a Segway, forcing her a** to meet grass. Maybe it's her shoes. Maybe she needs to tone her look down and practice walking
Ariana Grande. It's cool to be a celebrity. What's not cool is falling over. Still, that doesn't stop Ariana Grande from letting gravity win. According to Cosmopolitan, during one of her performances, she completely ate it. Thankfully, she's a trooper and didn't let it break her stride.
Iggy Azalea. Some people disappear from the limelight, and some people disappear because they disappeared into an offstage abyss. With this and her inability to successfully freestyle, I-G-G-Y is certified clumsiness. But at least she's, like, famous.
Justin Bieber. Oh, Biebs McGee. You goofy tyke. With all the exposure that he gets, it's no wonder that he gets caught tripping over his own feet every now and then. The worst of it came when he was on stage and slipped, banging his leg pretty badly. Luckily, he got the pity from all of his fans.
Harry Styles. Maybe he's so clumsy because he keeps tripping over his (since-cut) long locks. Some people's legs are simply made out of jelly. It happens. That's the case with Styles, who can hardly even keep his balance whilst grooving on stage to his groovy tween fans.
Miley Cyrus. If you want to get technical, Miley's career is a bit of a clumsy mistake in its own right. But physically speaking, the girl does not know how to look cool, no matter how many times she sticks her tongue out and lets people know that she heard about marijuana. Whilst trying to "turn the club up," she turned her body down (she fell).
Scarlett Johansson. Don't show this to Scarlet. If she sees this, there's a solid chance she'll conjure up her Black Widow abilities and rip out our throats. Still, though, when she's not on top of her game, she's falling over. Just look at endless memes that popped up out of her unfortunate "fall out" on the set of "Under The Skin."
Jennifer Lawrence. Either Jennifer Lawrence really is just prone to falling over like a bit of an idiot (and not like your average, normal person, as she likes to claim) or the Illuminati is trying to divert our attention. Why else would one of the most popular actresses trip over her own feet literally all the time? It's not genuine, but she's still clumsy — if not at least at trying to be normal.
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