Bedroom escapades can be a great thing. It's an all-encompassing pastime that involves physical, mental, and emotional skill - not to mention it improves your overall health. It's one of the most most fulfilling things in the world. However, there is a dark side to doing the deed that no one ever wants to talk about: Weird ingrown hairs and other messy things that can actually scar you for life. Check out the things that aren't so great about the dirty deed!
When he can’t get it up.
The clean up...Why can’t it just be like in the movies when you finish and just roll over?
Condoms…Yes, we should use them, but who actually enjoys using them?
When hair gets in your mouth.
Not enough foreplay can really kill the mood…Like, you gotta warm up the pot before you stir it.
When the headboard keeps slamming against the wall…It gets distracting.
When it's one-sided and you're doing all the work. No one likes a dead frog in bed.
Rolling over into a puddle. Ew.
When you get semen in your eye.
Sex with someone for the first time is ether a hit or a miss. It can be completely mind-blowing or just awkward as hell.
If your partner can’t dirty talk but tries to... Just be quiet and do me!
Between the sweat and other 'personal scents' it can get quite smelly.
Sweat can be hot or it can be gross: This purely depends on your threshold for body functions.
When you switch positions and things just get weird. Queef, anyone?
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