Women Reveal Horror Stories Of Receiving Penis Pictures

Unwanted penis pictures are a form of harassment. If you’re not sure if the person on the other end wants to see your junk, don’t assume. At best, you’ll just embarrass yourself. But you will likely offend them if you guys aren’t in a normal sexting relationship. She may even put you on blast and call you out on social media. And nobody wants to be that dude. These are the worst horror stories of penis pics gone horribly wrong, shared by women.Ever gotten unwanted penis pictures? Tell us about it in the comments! 

Sexts. Sexting can be awkward. Especially when there are nude pics involved. How do you know when to make the first move?

Artsy. One woman told NY Mag about her date’s artful penis sexts. She said, “Last week he sent, like, a flip-book of his growing erection. It ended with a Jackson Pollock–esque cum shot. I wrote back, “Wow!” I never have anything good to say, because ultimately I couldn’t care less about this person.”

Too soon. “This guy sent me a picture of his penis after the first time we had dinner. It was decent-looking, but it really turned me off, and it made me not want to see him again. It was too vulgar. I went silent and he got really insecure. That’s just not my style.”

Worse. What could be worse than seeing a random penis. Random balls. One woman told Cosmopolitan, “I started seeing this guy. We had kissed, but I only “pet” him on the outside of the jeans. No nudity. Then he straight up sent me a picture of his BALLS at like two in the afternoon. JUST BALLS.”

Toilet sext? What was this guy thinking when he sent a penis pic while he was on the john? One woman posted a censored photo of a very gross sext of a naked man on a toilet. Gross. She replied with a picture of her slicing a banana. Classic.

Emily Sears. This Australian model was over getting unwanted penis photos. She decided to get back at the troves of men flashing her in her DM box. What’d she do?

Emily Sears. She puts them on blast on social media. She will screenshot the penis pics and send them to your mother, girlfriend, or wife. She wrote in one tweet with a photo, “Here's when happens when you send me d*** pics to DM. I do not play. Names hidden to protect this woman's privacy.”

Emily Sears. One time, Sears found out the guy who’d sent her a raunchy photo had a girlfriend. She messaged the girlfriend about it, and the girl responded positively and said she ended the relationship. "I know if the roles were reversed and it was my boyfriend sending that shit out, I would want to know," Sears told Cosmopolitan.

Shooting blanks. One woman told Thought Catalog, “A few years ago a friend of mine set up profiles on a few dating sites and she asked me to join them, too, so I could give my opinion on the guys she talked to. So I put up blank profiles on two or three different sites. Every now and then, years later, I get d*ck pics. Really. D*ck pics on a blank profile. Do guys think this will work?”

Burn. Some women found brilliant ways to respond to unsolicited sexts. One woman posted a photo on Somee Cards of a penis pic (blurred out) and her response. “Is that a stillborn rabbit?” she asked. “I don’t know how to respond to that,” he admitted.

Underwhelming. Another way women responded to unwanted genital pictures is to point out their uh, shortcomings. One woman posted her comeback on Some Cards after receiving a penis pic. “Oh I thought that was your thumb,” she texted. Whomp Whomp.

Eye for an eye. The best way to react to an uncalled for penis pic is to send one back. Author Roxane Gay tweeted, “A boy sends you an unsolicited d*** pic… Send him a picture of a better looking d***.”

Eye for an eye. The men who got a taste of their own medicine were not happy. Don’t like seeing a random penis you didn’t ask for? Then don’t show us yours.

Or Andy Dick. Another woman posted her hilarious response on Somee Cards. She sent him a d*ck pic back as well. An Andy Dick pic.

Think before you sext. Sending unwanted pictures of your junk is a form of harassment. It’s no different than exposing yourself on the subway to a stranger. Think long and hard (no pun intended) before you flash someone your penis.