Ways You Can Get Pregnant That Are Truly Bizarre

Pregnancy seems like it’s a pretty straightforward thing, right? You have sex, the baby comes 9 months later, right? Of course, most people assume that either a condom broke or that you went off birth control when you got pregnant. Well, sometimes you can have a baby without having the normal process happen. Believe it or not, there are some pretty crazy ways people have conceived without the normal, “natural” process out there. Some of the people who have been pregnant don't even have the standard equipment most people would deem necessary to conceive. Here are some of the strangest ways people have conceived…by intentionally doing it, or by accident.
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A Pregnancy Within A Pregnancy. Though it’s extremely rare, a woman can have a secondary egg fertilized while she’s pregnant with a child. This often causes the already developing child to absorb the new fetus - a birth defect knowns as “fetus in fetu.”

From Fingering. If he just “finished himself” on his hand, then put his hand inside you, we have some news for you…it could result in a pregnancy.

After He’s Had A Vasectomy. There is a 1 in 2,000 chance that a man can still impregnate a woman after he’s had a vasectomy.

While On Birth Control. If you are over 180 pounds, you need to double up. Your birth control pills and IUD could be ineffective. This is also true for the morning-after pill.

During Your Period. Of all the methods on her, this is the most common by far. It’s unlikely, but it can happen…especially if your cycle is short. Bottom line is, you need to wrap it up…even during Shark Week.

Sitting On Sperm. If it’s fresh, and you’re not wearing underwear, there is a chance that you can get pregnant. Sperm can live a few hours outside the body.

During Breastfeeding Time. A very common myth is that women can’t get pregnant during their breastfeeding time. Though prolactin does suppress ovulation, it doesn’t have a guarantee against it. In other words, you could still ovulate and that can lead to pregnancy again. (This is how many Irish twins are born.)

From Anal Sex. Yes, your child can actually learn that they were a buttsex baby. However, this actually can only happen if you have an abnormal connection between your rectum and your utuerus. If he orgasms inside your rectum, sperm can in fact travel via the fistula to the uterus, where it may meet up with the egg. This has been reported in a hospital in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

From Dry Humping. Was he just humping away at your leg like a horny puppy? If he has precum near your vagina, there is a small chance that you might get knocked up.

Via A Vaccine. A 14-year-old girl had fallen pregnant after she had gotten a flu shot from her doctor. This story has been reported by the Fort Worth Telegram. Reports also said that 11 girls in Mexico had fallen pregnant after being given faulty HPV shots.

Via Oral Sex. There have been multiple occurrences where women who have wanted babies decided to inseminate themselves by holding semen in their mouths after a blowjob, then spitting it out into an eyedropper to inseminate themselves.

During Sex In Warm Water. Though it’s unlikely to happen, sperm can live up to several minutes in warm water that isn’t chlorinated. We’re just saying, it is a possibility.

Stabbing. A 15-year-old girl who performed oral sex on her boyfriend found herself pregnant after someone stabbed her in the stomach. The sperm went from the ruptured stomach into a fistula in her uterus. What’s even more amazing about this is that she had no vagina.

After A Tubal Ligation. Once you have your fallopian tubes cauterized, it’s possible for a fistula to form from the ovary to the uterus. Sperm can travel through the fistula to get their egg fertilization on. This can be very dangerous, since most of the pregnancies like this are ectopic. It’s especially common among young women who have had their tubes tied.

While Being A Man. The world’s first pregnant man made news lines when he announced he would be carrying a baby to term.