Ways To Give A Man The Most Mind-Blowing Experience In The Bedroom

Sex is like pizza:  Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty damn good.  That said, intercourse shouldn't ever be bad — in fact, it shouldn't ever even be average.  No, gettin' it on should always be—  earth-shattering, even.  So, want to give your guy the most mind-blowing experience he's ever had next time date night comes around?  Don't panic:  We know just what you should do!  Per Reddit, 15 men reveal their naughty sex tips that every woman should try.

User “somepeoplewait.” "When giving a handjob, remember, the penis is still an appendage of the human body. Gripping it like a lifeboat on the Titanic and yanking it like you're auditioning for a Game of Thrones torture scene is not pleasant. Also, don't take it personally when we try to delicately explain these types of things to you.”

User “reammachine.” "And remember the pleasure nerve endings are in the head of the penis. Make sure in your stroke that you're hitting the mushroom. And the best handjobs are with your mouth. Unless your partner hasn't showered recently, try to stick with the blowjobs.”

User “Snoiboi.” “On behalf of every muff diving man: Men do not contemplate the concept of beauty while they are drawing out the alphabet with their tongue. All the the things you girls are self conscious about, every single thing, are not even remotely a concern to us once we dive. We are on a mission to please! You have one job only: relax and enjoy!”

Anonymous. "Enthusiasm. You don't need to be a p*rnstar, but it's not fun having sex with a wet blanket. Make it seem like it's something you both want, not like it's a chore for you."

User “Onkel_Adolf.”

User “Pepper_Y0ur_Angus.” "Don't bother with a reluctant sex session or blowjob. It makes us feel weird when you're bent over just because you know we'll like it rather than because you want it. Feels wrong and is definitely not a turn on.”

user “stealthbroccolihuntr.” "When giving a hand job ladies, check your man is circumsized. If he is....lather it up and go to town. If he isnt. Please make sure you do not pull down the sheath with force. Us men that are circumsized have a litte thing called the banjo chord. This connects our foreskin to our mushroom tip. Grab from the base of the c*ck and work it that way. Never grab from the top and yank down.”

Anonymous. "Don't maintain eye contact the whole time while you're going down on me. It's hot once in a while to look up while you're taking me in your mouth, but would you like if I just glared at you while I'm licking my way to the center of your tootsie roll pop?”

User “JackofScarlets.” "Don't fake it. If you fake it, you're telling the guy 'what you did works and I loved it’. Or rather, don't fake it and then complain that he's sh*t. How is he supposed to know any better if you lie to him? He only has one way of knowing what works, and that's you telling him.”

User “BCassius.” "When giving a handie, either use lube or spit. Nothing is worse than a girl pulling on your d*ck as if she's starting a lawn mower, and not even using something to make it slide a little. Rub burn on a penis = sexytime ruined instantly. Take it from my own personal experience.

liquidation = ejaculation plain = pain"

Anonymous. "Learn how to properly caress my d*ck with your tongue and lips. Don't half ass the blow job because as hard as you'll get me is as hard as you'll get f*cked.

I personally love the slurping sounds, I also thoroughly enjoy a good blow job. Your tongue should compliment the wetness of your mouth. Only wrapping it around my shaft, my balls should be slapping your chin at some point, pre c*m should be dribbling out your mouth, suck it with a passion.

You'll leave me wanting to go down on you as equally as you please me, so do yourself a favor.”

User “PhilestroThrow.” "Don't be a starfish. Also, make some noise. I know most don't have a problem with this, but some less-experienced women do (yes, even ones who are enjoying the sex), and to those I have to tell them that it's a major turn-off if a guy is going to town on you and the most you do is an almost-silent moan every five minutes."

User “Me_loveyoushorttime.” "Everybody is different. My tips may be completely different from what somebody else likes and vice versa. I'm not the MOST adventurous person but I suppose my advice would be (and this goes for both parties) to keep an open mind and consider the options. You can have boundaries and that's totally fine but don't make your partner feel like they're weird for having desires that differ from you. If you're talking just a hookup then do what you do and get your fix. Neither party should have high expectations in that situation. But if you're talking like in a relationship then it's all about building trust and listening. Also don't be afraid to tell your partner how you like something. They won't get any better unless you tell them how to properly do it! Happy humping!”

User “ElMachoGrande.” "Don't worry about how you look, be proud of how you look and show it off, that'll make you even hotter. I'm shoving a hard d*ck into you, do you really think I'd do that if I wasn't pleased with what I see?”